Well, well, well, all 0 of you are still around? This is certainly a surprise! Not only did I expect nobody to read this drivel, I REALLY did not expect anyone to actually come back for more. Oh, well, no accounting for taste!
Anyways, we thought that those of you that do have some morbid fascination with the immoral and curious activities of the daring young meat-bags known as physician heal thyself, (questioningly) deserved to get a bit of an update so here goes:
Eddie J.: Well, it seems as though love has found Andy Hardy at last, Eddie J. has himself a honey! Now the first thing you might ask yourself is, "is she blind, quadriplegic, a corpse?" Brace yourselves, I know that necrophilia sounds like the most logical answer being that the young Mr. Edweird is a ghoulish bastard on the best of days, but no. She is a normal, healthy, seemingly nice young woman. Do we assume she is sick in the head? Yes! Do we fear for her health and safety? Yes! Do we think that perhaps she is a succubus, sent to make Eddie pay for his crimes against humanity? Perhaps, only time will tell...On another note we think Eddie may have begun a solo career without consulting us, we don't begrudge him his success, it's the lying we find so hurtful...
Eric B.: I still question my existence, I am trying to keep "creating", still trying to fool my gal and the rest of the world that I am a trustworthy human that does not wish to spirit them away to my home planet and cook them in a 900 gallon dutch oven.
My diet of roast babies, grilled puppies and kittens and lovely fresh flowers dipped in blood and dredged in the ashes of my various enemies is going swimmingly! The delusions obviously continue and I'm very close to perfecting auto-exploratory brain surgery. I still wonder if when I get my head open I'll be able to see the voices in there...
Lam-Yam Ying: Oh my, I don't even know where to begin. Lam was not kidding when he said he has not been a very good boy. Lam has been keeping some very unsavory company, as usual, and people are suffering for his amusement, as usual.
Cambodia, Jonestown, Waco and Darfur didn't all happen on accident you know...
I truly hope that someone can bring some sunshine into Lams' life before it's too late for us all!
Until next time, sleep well!
Eric B.