OK, so…my last couple posts did not really echo my personal philosophy and or disposition. I can only apologize for my temporary oversight born of happiness. I have been watching things out of the corner of my eye and, so far, the world does not seem to have changes much. I thought when my personal little world got a little happier the world would somehow get brighter along with it but no.
The robots, goats and zombies are slinking about at alarmingly increased numbers and perpetuating their own unique brands of evil upon the globe. Dispatches have it that the robots have once again found my location and I may have to flee for safer confines. Of course, the roads are always rife with zombies and this can cause logistical problems but at least where they slow me down they also hamper the movements of the robots to some degree. One day I swear we will find a pesticide that will work on both the living dead and the automatons.
I am grateful to report that I have had only one run in with a goat in the last couple of weeks and that was a minor incident at the best buy – it amazes me that these surly little mammals can be so fond of human bureaucracy, what we need is to take their precious red tape and properly seal their asses and watch them expand like Nagasaki as they both figuratively and literally fill with shit. Have any of you out there been naughty lately? Do drop us a line, we are ever so keen to hear your dirty little sordid tales…By the way, we are still recruiting little people for our winter revival of “Army of Midgets on Ice” and are hoping to find some talented little Rasputin with cockroach wrangling skills. Can someone please tell Mussolini to quit playing soccer in the halls?
Until later...
E