"back from the dead"

I am at a loss for words a great deal lately. Life has taken so many odd turns in the last few years and I got so used to being dead or dying that being alive has come as a bit of a shock. I was told today by one of the four horsemen (Lawrence, Ian, Eddie, Jeremy - they know who they are) that I needed to break up with my new gal as she is making me too good natured. He was, of course, joking as my curmudgeon side is even insufferable to me. However, I wish to take this moment and assure you all - I will not lose my vitriol or my incendiary tongue as these are things I could not get rid of if I tried. I am constantly amused, for example, at the absolute lack of any credible choice for a leader for our fair nation. The only candidate that does not make me break into a cold sweat has no chance of winning so it's hardly worth commenting. Now that things are starting to go well here in my little cave I'd like to see them stay that way for a while and i do not see the GOP helping me out on that count. Anyway, I'll be speaking with you a bit more frequently in the days to come as my renewed tenure with the living has also re-awoken my creative, talky side as well. Y'all come back now, ya here?

Cheers,

Eric

Enjoy your stay and visit again soon!

...we will be watching...